The Atheist and the Bear

As he was walking alongside the river, an atheist heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look and saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could. But when he looked over his shoulder, he saw the bear was closing in on him. He ran even faster, but when he looked over his shoulder again he saw that the bear was even closer. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell to the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear, right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the atheist cried out “Oh my God!” …

Time stopped.

The bear froze.

The forest was silent.

Even the river stopped moving.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky: “You deny my existence for all these years, teach others that I don’t exist, and you want me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?”

The atheist looked directly into the light. “It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now … but perhaps you could make the bear a Christian?”

“”Very well,” the voice said.

The light went out, the river ran again, and the sounds of the forest resumed.

And then the bear dropped its right paw … brought both paws together … bowed its head and spoke: “Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful.”

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